The poo poo gun troop are a very special group. They fire feaces from their guns and always have something on them that is very “alarming”, usually on their heads. When you look at the poo poo gun troop, you may think that they are a bunch of weirdos that wear poo on them and run around shooting things they see. well, this is not the case. if you thought that, from now on you need to think of them as brave noble heroes, and they deserve to be treated that way!

you might think they look like this, but they are chickens! not a bunch of guns full of turds!

you see, they have been through a lot. Seen a lot. And not all of it was easy! so next time you see a chicken with poo on their head, think of the poo poo gun troop.

The poo poo gun troop also have a backstory. and now it is story time: one day, a few years ago (16 years ago) there was a chicken named Ralph. you see, Ralph saw other chickens and thought, they are just mindless old chickens, who don’t know anything about the real world. they’re just stuck in their own minds, not knowing what dangers await them. Ralph knew something in this town wasn’t right. so he made an oath to himself. one day, when I’m older, and out of this wretched school, I will fight these dangers, whatever they are! then 6 years later, Ralph met up with his other crime-fighting friends and they all renamed themselves, Ralph was poo, Dexter was number 2, bob was plops, Angus was turds, Dan & Stan were jobbie & sloppy Joe, Zac was faece, Ezra was constipation, and James was diahorrea.

poo was the leader, #2 was the #2, plops the targeter, turds the in-range shooter, faece the long-range shooter, sloppy Joe and jobbie were the bombers, diahorrea the back-up shooter & constipation the war machine.

and so, the troop formed, and together they are…

THE POO POO GUN TROOP!!!

then, one day, they met another crime fighting hero (Egg Chicken) and asked to be allies. The knight said yes, but didn’t want to be part of the crew ” I don’t want you getting caught up in the mess I’ve made” he said.

wow! good story! let’s see the next part in a second! but first, I have a question. how old is poo?

1. 20
2. 26
3. 30
4. 32
5. 1 (why?)

if you said 3, then you were right! but, if you said the other ones, sorry, but you were wrong! anyway, back to the story:

when they finally got to know this mysterious stranger, it turns out that the king of domestic chickens is a bad guy! and, that his army will invade Eggtopia and all of it’s citizens! then, suddenly, the stranger rushed to the door…

find out in the next story!

fin.

bye! i hope you liked it! see you soon! why are you still here?! oh! you’re one of those people who likes to read to the end! well, bye!